Blog Update!

The 2009 Masses of Asses Round-up!

To bring in the new year i’ve decided to make changes to the site: first up upgraded wordpress and added a nice new theme. Once upon a time, I would take the time to build my own design (but not these days!) — this Mystique theme was downloaded from the Wordpress site.

I also took the time to check out my google stats for a change, and it turns out… I am pretty popular. So guess which search terms bring all the boys to the yard?
“asteroid” (nay)
“booty” (yay!)

Jessica Biel wins points for being in the most keyword searches which bring people to the site. Next popular phrase is “kim kardashian g string”, followed by “hayden panettiere booty”. Why Hayden beats out Vida, Belucci, or Kim K is beyond me.

My most popular page (by far) was the Battle of the Booties between Jessica Biel and Vida Guerra. Not surprising in the least. But the second most popular competition was the booty showdown between Kim Kardashian and CoCo. This is somewhat surprising, since Coco wasn’t always a favored contestant. But with images like the one below circulated the internet… one wonders why.
Coco Booty Squat
Image from CoCo’s Twitter

Me thinks CoCo is due for another showdown. Although there hasn’t been as many new starlets to put her against. But I look forward to a near year, with new candidates :)

Hope everyone has had a great 2009. Here is to a wonderful 2010!

Name that Booty {New Feature}

Now that the latest Battle of the Booties contest is over… the site needs a new feature for the fans. But this time instead of judging the women, we are judging our readers. Just how well do you know your booties?

Could you spot your favorite artist/actress/model by cheek alone? Let’s find out. I will post a modified photo of a celebrity (meant to disguise their identity), only the booty will be in full color and without distortion. First person to reply in the comments with the correct name will win!**

Here is the first contestant. [hint: she's a prior contestant in BOB]

Name that Booty!

**Prizes will be of the totally mundane and semi-useless variety. But you aren’t playing for prizes, you are playing for bragging rights.

Final Contest – Don’t Forget to Vote

Wow! It’s been a long time coming… but we are finally ready to complete our last Battle of the Booties challenge. Take your time with this one everyone — these girls are deserving of your attention. The final competition is between Jessica “The Body” Biel and Vida “Video Vixen” Guerra. Before clicking on the link below, be aware that this page is very photo intensive (but well worth it).

Jessica Biel vs. Vida Guerra — Final Booty ShowDown

Don’t Forget About Me, part deux

Final 4, get your Final 4 here! I am getting giddy now that this contest is so close to a winner.
This match-up is one you don’t want to miss… Kim K. vs. Jess B. Make sure your monitor is big enough to handle it.