Personal Musings

I can’t make this stuff up…

PSA: Nice bootay is not worth dying over

Color me shocked when I trolled the regular news feeds and found this headline: Former Miss Argentina Dies from Butt Implant Surgery. I repeat, you can not make this stuff up.

Ladies and Gents, have we learned nothing from Kanye and his momma? Stop putting your life in jeopardy over silliness. These surgeons must be crooked as hell, if a RICH person can’t even get quality treatment! What chance to do we have?

This ish is definitely making me rethink that forehead modification I had planned for my 40th. Sure, I appreciate a nice neanderthal slope–but not enough to catch the grim reaper on my doorstep. Guess I’ll have to settle for my horribly plain (flat) face. I’m staying au natural until the celebrities death toll get’s back to a respectable level. Stay safe my insecure brethren.

Love This Guy

Russell Hantz - Survivor Pimp
Can we all just agree that this is the best season of Survivor ever? The level of strategy and scheming has finally stepped up to a respectable level.

Word of the Day

kleptocracy

What Merriam-Webster says:

Main Entry: klep·toc·ra·cy
Pronunciation: \klep-ˈtä-krə-sē\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural klep·toc·ra·cies
Date: 1819

: government by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed ; also : a particular government of this kind
— klep·to·crat \ˈklep-tə-ˌkrat\ noun
— klep·to·crat·ic \ˌklep-tə-ˈkra-tik\ adjective

What Wikipedia says:

A kleptocracy (sometimes cleptocracy, occasionally kleptarchy) (root: klepto+kratein = rule by thieves) is a term applied to a government that extends the personal wealth and political power of government officials and the ruling class (collectively, kleptocrats) at the expense of the population.


I normally don’t do political posts… I hate exhausting myself and having little to show for it. I’m not convinced that people read blogs/news/publications with an open mind — they are mostly just looking for confirmation of ideas they already hold (call me a pessimist). And besides that, there are too many other people who can say exactly what I want to say but with more elegance. I leave it to the professionals. That said, I am thoroughly disgusted with the current state of affairs in our country. I would encourage everyone to write their congress/person/ and share your thoughts about the bail-out, but that would imply they’d actually listen. I know plenty of folks will argue this is our only chance to avoid another Great Depression (dear hubby included) — but I think it is only a delay. We are encouraging bad practices, and punishing the responsible to support the irresponsible and/or greedy. Makes me sick to my stomach.

Still Haven’t Forgot

I’ve noticed that I make a lot of Battle of the Booty (BOB) updates with title phrases like: “No, I didn’t forget”, “Bet You Thought I Forgot”, “I Still Remember”, etc. So, now it’s an official trend. I’m trying not to let it go so long between post though… I promise. For at least a few months anyway–at which point I will be bored, uninspired, and/or busy with real-life stuff. It’s cycle people. Just work with me, mkay?

And, I still haven’t forgot. More Booties have been posted!