Oh, and she has a song called “Booty”. Perfect.

I also took the time to check out my google stats for a change, and it turns out… I am pretty popular. So guess which search terms bring all the boys to the yard?
“asteroid” (nay)
“booty” (yay!)

Jessica Biel wins points for being in the most keyword searches which bring people to the site. Next popular phrase is “kim kardashian g string”, followed by “hayden panettiere booty”. Why Hayden beats out Vida, Belucci, or Kim K is beyond me.

My most popular page (by far) was the Battle of the Booties between Jessica Biel and Vida Guerra. Not surprising in the least. But the second most popular competition was the booty showdown between Kim Kardashian and CoCo. This is somewhat surprising, since Coco wasn’t always a favored contestant. But with images like the one below circulated the internet… one wonders why.

Image from CoCo’s Twitter

Me thinks CoCo is due for another showdown. Although there hasn’t been as many new starlets to put her against. But I look forward to a near year, with new candidates :)

Hope everyone has had a great 2009. Here is to a wonderful 2010!

So, just how well do you know your booties? Can you spot the artist/actress/model by cheek alone? Let’s find out. Below is a photo of a celebrity (modified to disguise her identity), only the booty will be in full color and without distortion. First person to reply in the comments with the correct name will win!*

Since the photos are small, today you get two!

*Prizes will be of the totally mundane and semi-useless variety. But you aren’t playing for prizes, you are playing for bragging rights.

Color me shocked when I trolled the regular news feeds and found this headline: Former Miss Argentina Dies from Butt Implant Surgery. I repeat, you can not make this stuff up.

Ladies and Gents, have we learned nothing from Kanye and his momma? Stop putting your life in jeopardy over silliness. These surgeons must be crooked as hell, if a RICH person can’t even get quality treatment! What chance to do we have?

This ish is definitely making me rethink that forehead modification I had planned for my 40th. Sure, I appreciate a nice neanderthal slope–but not enough to catch the grim reaper on my doorstep. Guess I’ll have to settle for my horribly plain (flat) face. I’m staying au natural until the celebrities death toll get’s back to a respectable level. Stay safe my insecure brethren.