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Elite 8: Beyonce vs. Vida Guerra
Contestant 1
Beyonce. Mrs. Jay-Z. 1/3 of a Destiny’s Child. Has there ever been an ass more ubiquitous than hers in the last couple years? I argue not. This woman is unavoidable. Whether you think she is totally overrated, or the best thing since sliced bread — she gets people talking (or debating). So, here is one more debate to add to the mix. Is this booty awesome enough to advance to the next round?
Contestant 2
If you are a booty connoisseur, the next woman in our match-up is probably old hat. Vida Guerra is the pinup girl of our times. In addition to all her photos, there are dozens of YouTube videos devoted to watching her back muscle jiggle (preferably in slow motion and covered in baby oil or beach sand). God Bless America! At our last match up, she quite simply blew away the competition — despite having that unfortunate looking face. Let’s see if she can do it again.
Can the trademark ass of Miss Vida Guerra do it again? Or will the Beyonce devotees stand up and be heard? Holla!
about 1 year ago
Although her face is NASTY, her booty is amazing. What is up with that last photo of Vida in those red lycra pants with elastic up the crack? Insane. She gets my vote as her booty has got size and muscle.
about 1 year ago
two thumbs up Vida…. eww.
about 1 year ago
I saw this post yesterday just after it was made…. just now regaining consciousness after passing out from seeing the Vida pulling up the garters picture.
Aside from the “Booty Bobber” picture of Beyonce’, it is clear she is a paper champ when it comes to the booty. So Vida moves on easily in this case.
On a side note I now know what I need engraved on my headstone so my boys will always come visit.
PS- You can see the goose pimples on her ass….I’m starting to get light headed.
about 1 year ago
Sorry, Beyonce. I’m a Vida lover, especially after seeing it up close and personal, like a couple feet away.
1.) Vida’s name says it all. Her ass breathes Life into the hearts of booty lovers everywhere.
2.) She’s wearing my signature Naughty Firefighter costume. C’mon, if anything, I cannot be disloyal to a fellow woman in service.
3.) With a booty like that, her face is forgivable. I mean, it’s not thaaat bad…Take the last picture in red. Without the McDonald’s arches visible, her face is actually quite pretty.
about 1 year ago
Vida is a total Butterface … However, how can I possibly deny a person who makes her living by showing her butt off. I mean, she is a professional, while all the other girls in this competition are mere amateurs.
Vida “the Butt that ate Chicago” Guerra wins.
about 1 year ago
Vida all the way… although that yonce pool shot is banging too… vida’s ass s exactly what eddie griffin talked about when he said that when hitting it from behind, the ass puts up a fight and hits you back after you hit… i may need smelling salts as well…
about 1 year ago
*sigh* it is clear who the “winner” is…but i don’t care, beyonce’s my girl! i mean, i dressed up as her for halloween for goodness sake! no one compares to Queen B… well except for me, but i’m not in this completion… my vote goes to beyonce, i dont care how big vida’s ass is or how much it jiggles by it’s self…
not to mention that nasty looking wedgie she got in that last pic just makes my stomach churn…ugh
about 1 year ago
tj said: “beyonce’s my girl! i mean, i dressed up as her for halloween for goodness sake!” I had to reread that a few times because up to this point I had assumed tj was a guy (having never seen a picture even though there are plenty of girls participating in the butt ratings). Then, I was thinking “no a girl…but a girl that likes beyonce enough to dress up as her?”. Then, “shit…. maybe a guy still… now that’s even more disturbing”. No conclusion. Just disturbing. ;-)
about 1 year ago
LMFAO!!
jeeze LaterSkater way to put me on blast! I’m a girl! I just really like Beyonce okay?! It’s not disturbing, I’m just woman enough to appreciate another woman. Why hate when u can congratulate?!
I actually dressed up as B twice, one time I was Foxy Cleopatra from Austin Powers Goldmember and last time i was just B from her get me bodied video TO WHICH madame was going to dress up as too!does it help that madame is my sister??
about 1 year ago
Actually, I wouldn’t be suprised if TJ was a guy dressed up as Bey. As I found out on my trip to Jamaica — Bey is the new Black Gay Man icon for our generation — move over Streisand. All the fag hags, update your knowledge books.
about 1 year ago
uh, ya, way to have my back sis!
jeeze, they get a blog-fever and don’t know how to act…
about 1 year ago
Well… Beyonce as Foxy Cleopatra meant you were dressed up as Foxy Cleopatra… so that’s an awesome Halloween costume, as either a dude or a chick. I couldn’t work out what the outfit was that would make people go… “oh… Beyonce…” Plus it just took me a few minutes to make the context switch that you’re a girl, TJ. It’s like when I was reading all of Orson Scott Card’s arguments on why there was no God and then found out he was a practicing Mormon. “Huh? What…wait…dude.”
about 1 year ago
Sorry, Beyonce you are very beautiful and hot but VIDA is superb and her bottie kill Beyonce`bottie. Vida only have a rival, Kim kardasian.
about 1 year ago
Vida has a horrible face, she does have a nce body, but ahs no class. Beyonce is beautiful, classy and ofcourse sexy. So if you you have to choose oa cheap one night stand then you go with Vida, she is so overrted.
about 11 months ago
aida guerra is way hotter than beyonce. Beyonce is hot an all but nothing like aida. aida has a nice body an it kills beyonce’s an aida has a big ass. aida is hot an thats all i got to say.