Contestant 1

Beyonce. Mrs. Jay-Z. 1/3 of a Destiny’s Child. Has there ever been an ass more ubiquitous than hers in the last couple years? I argue not. This woman is unavoidable. Whether you think she is totally overrated, or the best thing since sliced bread — she gets people talking (or debating). So, here is one more debate to add to the mix. Is this booty awesome enough to advance to the next round?

Beyonce
Beyonce Beyonce
Beyonce Beyonce

Contestant 2

If you are a booty connoisseur, the next woman in our match-up is probably old hat. Vida Guerra is the pinup girl of our times. In addition to all her photos, there are dozens of YouTube videos devoted to watching her back muscle jiggle (preferably in slow motion and covered in baby oil or beach sand). God Bless America! At our last match up, she quite simply blew away the competition — despite having that unfortunate looking face. Let’s see if she can do it again.

Vida Vida
Vida
Vida
Vida


Can the trademark ass of Miss Vida Guerra do it again? Or will the Beyonce devotees stand up and be heard? Holla!