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Final 4: Kim Kardashian vs. Jessica Biel
Contestant 1
Miss Kim Kardashian. I love doing competitions with Kim as a contestant, because she always give me plenty of material to work with. She is definitely the “it” girl of the moment — blessed with a whole lotta rump. But after viewing her stiff Dancing with the Stars performance, I’m convinced she doesn’t know what to do with it. And that’s just sad. Oh well, she still looks fine standing still. Feast!
Contestant 2
Jessica “The Body” Biel. Is there really much more I can say about her? Just your typical child-actress-turned-rebellious-teen-turned-adult story… now with more booty!
Also, I don’t know if the rumors are true. But I hear Miss Biel is set to play my favorite Super Hero. And lookie at the pic I found online to corroborate the story (courtesy of Bunk).
Ready. Set. Go.
about 1 year ago
I demand more pic’s of Biel before I vote. Her butt pics in the “Battle of the Jessica’s” are better than these. Also can get a pic of her with a sign that says, “I love http://www.anotherdamnblog.com“?
about 1 year ago
I like biel better today.
about 1 year ago
Kim K doing the “hand bra” = interesting.
Jessica Biel FTW…she doesn’t have the a$$ettes of Kim, but the overall package is so superior. Kim K is a butterface, Jessica is not…
Jessica Biel wins this round and probably goes on to win the whole thing.
about 1 year ago
Whoa! Jeley went on record to call Kardashian a “butterface”?! *shocked*
Come one, she’s not bad looking in the least. She’s got some manish eyebrows, but other than that she is cute. I can think of other contestants that were nothing but body in this competition (looking at you, Vida) but she ain’t one of them.
about 1 year ago
This one is for EP, so he can stop his whining…
no link though, it would be sacrilege to cover her booty with a cheesy URL
about 1 year ago
I like Biel better but Kim wins the booty competition, hands down….
Please tell hubby to quit shamelessly promoting his blog.
Thanks.
about 1 year ago
Ya, way to throw ur link in there ep, jeeze! LoL
Well I’m glad I didn’t wait to go home to check this one out. I thought my blackberry wouldn’t be able to handle all the booty but it apparently did! Either I my blackberrys hella awesome (which I guess it is) or you need better/bigger bootie photos! (Which could also be true) of course my vote is for beil, slutdashian better be glad reggie played a good game yesterday (even tho they lost) or else I’d have more not nice words for her…
about 1 year ago
I’ve been living under a rock and never heard of Biel before, but Kardashian is just icky. Still her boyfriend must be hellafamous that she got famous just by f@#$ing him. It’s like Clinton making Lewinski famous just by blowing him. Anyway, two thumbs up Biel. (Madame, can you find a picture of two thumbs up Biel?)
about 1 year ago
Very interesting.
Well… I was reserving this photo for the finale, because I was sure that Kim would win and I didn’t want to blow my load. But since it looks like she is going to get knocked out of the running, I guess I will post it now.
She doesn’t look slutty to me. She looks hot! You guys are crazy.
about 1 year ago
First, how hilarious is it that one of JBiel’s photos has a magazine with JTim on the cover in it?
Second, JBiel dominates this competition, hands down. I’m talking to you KimK.
about 1 year ago
Whining done.
Thank you Madame, that is the proof I needed to vote for Biel. The rest of you who voted before the additional pics should be ashamed. I follow politics and there is no way somebody could argue that Biel’s ass looks better in the first pics.
It is still doubtful that Biel really wins but since Vida is already bring a badonkadonk to final I will go with Biel.
about 1 year ago
BTW, do a google image search on “badonkadonk” and see the first image returned. Haters.
about 1 year ago
Ok…that JBiel picture could be one of my favorite picture eVar…that is gonna be hard to spank..uh, I mean beat.
about 1 year ago
I tell you what, I’m a booty man myself and either of the two would be just fine. I’m a Rosilyn Sanchez freakazoid but between these two, I look at Kim as the hot slut who could make my temperature rise, and look at Jessica as the hot but not as cute take home to mamma chick that could make my temperature rise also. Nice cheekies on both.
about 1 year ago
Here you go Ken… Roselyn is not part of the competition, but I found some choice pics to drive you crazy.
about 1 year ago
Y’all are crazy. No way Biel beats Kim K. And i think Kim K has a face of a horse from certain angle. But in terms of ass, Kim K brings it…