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Battle of the Booties – Final Championship
This is it. The moment you have all being waiting for… the Final Championship of Booties. These are the booties that have survived each bracket and earned their place in the record books. And now it’s time to make the final decision. It’s between the lovely Jessica Biel and magazine model extraordinaire Vida Guerra. No further description is needed, as you should know the contestants by now.
Below, I have compiled winning photographs from prior competitions for each lady — and thrown in a few extra from my collection for giggles ;)
Contestant 1
Contestant 2
Speak to me. Who is most deserving of the crown?
about 1 year ago
Um. Wow. How am I the first one to post here? I gotta go with Vida, even though she has such a butterface. Strictly on ass, she’s got it going on. Jessica has a nice athletic behind and awesome legs, but doesn’t have that wow factor of gravity defying high fat content like Vida does. It’s kind of the difference between steak and veal I think. Another two thumbs up Vida “veal” Guerra.
about 1 year ago
This is harder than quantum physics….I’m serriously getting a headache trying to figure out which way to go. To be continued….
about 1 year ago
Dayum, I’m with EP, I got an instant headache after about the 10th time of looking and comparing. That one picture of Jessica in the black dress (just above the blue bikini butt shot) makes my heart stop!!! There are three or four of Veda (and that last one coming out of the red bikini bottoms is the one I want in my casket ) therefore I have to go with Vida. It’s something about that “Sexy Latin Sizzling Look” that’s saying &$@”*#&^%#(*, you dirty old man!
about 1 year ago
I should boycott based on biel winning over horse-faced kim k. Kim K’s ass should be put up against Vida. This is like a middleweight going against a heavyweight. While Biel may rule the middleweight division, Vida knocks her the f out.
No contest.
about 1 year ago
both quite amazing. if i were voting for the complete package i would have to vote for jessica. if i were voting for just “the butt” i would have to vote for vida…but alas, i dont think we are voting for just the butt, otherwise this contest would have been a “blind” test where we only saw pictures of asses labelled “a, b, c, and d” and the most votes would win…
Vida is not all that hot, but then again, neither is jessica. jessica’s athletic build is REALLY nice, and her legs compliment her ass (or vice versa). jessica is also kinda understated…she is not known as that white girl with the great butt (Vida is known as that Latin girl with the amazing ass). Vida’s butt, although perfectly shaped, and tight looking is nearly cartoonish (but not anything like Kim K and Coco.)
To make a short story long, my vote is for Jessica Biel.
about 1 year ago
Very insightful Jeley. And thank you for giving me my next idea for a contest — the “blind” test of booties. It will be interesting to see if people choose the same, or are able to identify a person by ‘cheeks’ alone.
about 1 year ago
Having mailed my ballot in last week for that other contest, I can now cast votes on more serious matters such as this. Until I read jeley’s comment, however, I was convinced my vote wouldn’t matter. Certainly if booty volume was the primary criteria, Biel didn’t stand a chance (or is booty sold by weight these days?)
My vote therefore goes to Biel. All of her. Every finely tuned square inch.
about 1 year ago
…..i think i will remain w/ jessica still, i know it’s supposed to be all about booty alone, but it’s just too hard for me to compare class with trash…i mean i wouldn’t eat an orange that looked trashy and dirty right? even if it is bigger than the clean, firm tangerine…
that actually reminds me of a story when my grandmother gave me and my siblings a grapefruit and tried to pass it off to us as an extremely large orange. unbeknownst to us we happily cut it up and began to eat it and inadvertently ended up gagging and crying because of the awful, awful taste. ever since then, i don’t know about my siblings, but i am permanently scarred for life, every time i see a grapefruit now i gag. let this be a lesson to you in voting next time for the bigger “better” booty…
about 1 year ago
Looks like a draw.
Unless more lurkers would like to add their two cents?
about 1 year ago
Looks like Biel wins then =)
about 1 year ago
I will not give up…. http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/12/04/the-complex-rearview-vida-guerras-best-back-shots/
about 1 year ago
Alright, I finally have a choice. First I have to say this is like being asked to choose which child you love more…actually, no it is harder…I know which one I love more.
I want to vote for Biel, because she is the one I would most like to frost like a cake. But after clicking Vlad’s link at work it took me an 30 minutes to be able to focus on anything but Vida’s ass. It is like seeing the Grand Canyon or Half Dome, you know there must be a god it is so awe inspiring.
Vida:Ass as Einstein:Physics
Which means Vida wins in my book.
Should the Smithsonian make a bronze mold of her ass for posterity? I mean, that is a national treasure right?
about 11 months ago
Jessica is hotter,
BUT SHAKIRA IS HOTTER THAN ANY OTHER WOMAN!
about 3 months ago
Why haven’t I seen this sooner!!!!
No contest in my opinion!!! Haha