Let’s start this competition off with a BANG, shall we? What better ladies to pit against each other than Kim K and Coco. Both women appear to have asses that are the result of some tragic plastic surgery accident — yet both insist that they are Au natural. For this particular match-up, i’m going to throw out my “must have an authentic ass” rule (since they have equally cartoonish physiques).

Contestant 1

In one corner we have Miss Kardashian — who built her castle of fame on sex tapes, being Paris’ gal pal, and a gravity defying derrière. Inspect the evidence for yourself:

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Kim KarshashianKim Karshashian

Contestant 2

In the next corner we have CoCo, who is famous for looking like a complete street walker at every public event (and being Ice-T’s wife). Now, seeing as to how these are pics of Coco… you know full well they are NOT Safe for Work. So if you are in your office, scroll down with caution. I tried finding pictures of her where she didn’t look like a complete tramp. But that was an exercise in futility (this is Coco we are talking about). Man, I feel dirty just posting these, but here it goes. Keep it classy Coco!

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CoCoCoCo


I’ve made my own assessments, but I will await your comments to post a final conclusion.
Fire Away!

**WINNER: Kim Kardashian is the clear winner here, and will move on to the next bracket of the booty competition.**