Rihanna vs. Beyonce

I have to start with mentioning that I would not know the difference if I heard a song by each of them. That is how little I know of their “primary occupations”. What I do know is Foxy Cleopatra, and in the immortal words of Jayson Mewes….BUNG! Beyoncé, even with her Elaine Bryant meets Vera Wang wardrobe, looks damn goooooood!

I saw Rihanna lip synch on So You Think You Can Dance and she stunk…badly. However, she looked pretty good, even thoguh she was dressed “like a total prostitute”.

I am having to vote this one based entirely on what I know about Beyoncé vs. the pictures posted of Rihanna. Although I like what Rihanna is presenting, I am going to have to give the nod to 1/3 of Destiny’s Choad, and say Beyoncé wins.

Mini Me (writes): “You are so beautiful. Are you a clone of an Angel? Are you sure you don’t have a little close in you?”
Foxy Cleopatra: “Sorry little man.”
Mini Me (on the other side of the paper): “Would you like to?”

Ha! This is like comparing Michael Jordan in his prime to some scrub on the street with the same name. Beyonce’ is the epitome of femininity and Rhianna is cute, but this is a landslide victory for B even though she is dating ugly Jay-Z.

Oh please, I hate the “comparison” between Beyonce and Flea-anna! Why?? BECAUSE THERE IS NONE! I’m sorry but B wins by default (and by a landslide in talent and body shakin) although Rhianna is easy on the eyes she’s only 19, she hasn’t even got her “grown-women-weight” on yet to be compared to B! (which usually comes a lil after turning 23) So until then I wont even put her in the same category, so lets wait till then to see if the Shut up and Drive is still holding onto that Umbrella-ella-ella…

Beyonce wins hands down for me. I’ve got more ass than Rihanna, so there ain’t no way she’s winning in this contest. I totally agree with TJ — she’s only 19, so she certainly hasn’t come into her woman assets yet. Perhaps in some later year will she beat Beyonce, but not now.

Damnit! I must be slipping in my old age. How is it that I missed bitching about Rihanna being included in this contest in the first place? I just looked over all the contestants and thought Shakira would be a better match-up since you could pit pop-star ass vs pop-star ass, both of which have ridiculous booty-shakin’ dance moves, but I realized you’re saving her to battle against J-Lo for the best Latin ass, which is good cuz I wanna get J-Lo out of the way early (here’s my prediction, Shakira will take it; J-Lo is about as untouchable as Britney right now, as far as I’m concerned).

Anyways, I vote Beyonce, because Rihanna isn’t even living up to the Black Booty stereotype, and that is just unacceptable. That’s like a Beaner being allergic to tacos, or a Jew NOT loving money… simply ludicrous.

Beyonce, next matchup

I’m completely irresponsible, I can’t believe that it has taken me this long to post…

First, it looks like somebody recently got their ‘grown up girl’ weight and they are kind of bitter about it. You muffin’ topping out of your old jeans now tj? I think this matchup is a 1 seed vs and 8 seed, USC football vs. UA football, Coke vs.Pepsi. B wins this going away and that picture of her in the brown dress may carry her through the second round.

OMG way to put me on blast ep!
i actually am not bitter about it surprisingly!
“grown WOMEN” weight (let’s get that part right) gave me a lot more ass, which i am shocked at sometimes, but am very proud of thank you! although i can no longer fit it into my my fav jeans i’m OK with it!

now you on the other hand…whats your excuse? cold stone?

if the choice was with whom to be, i’d choose rihanna… in terms of asses though, b gets her…

there is no way rihanna can go from an @$$ in dem yellow jeans (really???) to the one in that pink dress or those white “booty” shorts ::cough::padded booty::cough:: look at her first pic: the light demarkation (sp?) lines running up her leg are practically straight as an arrow. there’s hardly a bump as it crosses the derriere.

B may have more thigh than @$$. but at least she has an @$$. B, hands down!

why could’t rihanna pic be there three times as well , i vote for rihanna because if u look at rude boy you will see rihanna has boom boom

rihanna

yeaaa…