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Britney vs. J-Lo
In this special roundup, we will take a trip down memory lane –and feature two pop-divas BEFORE their bodies went all to hell.
Contestant 1
Does anyone remember Pre-Meldown/Pre-Federline Britney Spears? More importantly, do they remember her well sculpted gym membership butt? She was a sight to behold at one point in her career… let’s reminisce.
I’m throwing this one in, just for giggles :D
Contestant 2
I was never a huge fan of J-Lo… but I will give her credit. That butt was a force to be reckoned with, before getting knocked up with Marc Anthony spawn. Let’s face it — the popularity of J-Lo helped usher in an era of “ass-acceptance” for the main stream media. So, lets pay our respect
Comments are open. I can’t wait to hear the verdict…
about 2 years ago
Wow…how easy it is to forget just how tight Miss Spears used to be. Watching Britney over the last 5 or 6 years has been similar to watching a super slo-mo head on collision between 2 trains, one train full of puppies the other full of sulfuric acid. Gut wrenching to say the least.
I have to give the nod to J-Lo here…and this is my reasoning. Although Britney had a really nice toukis, it was part “teenage, my real woman weight hasn’t happened yet” and part “really good personal trainer”, where as J-Lo’s ass was pure genetics and she was able to keep it well into womanhood.
J-Lo also gets points for not going from White Trash to Pop Diva to White Trash.
about 2 years ago
I didn’t realize how much these two have in common…
- They have each lowered the national IQ by 2 points due to all of their shenanigans ending up in the gossip rags…and how am I not supposed to read that?
- They each foisted entertainment travesties upon us. Britney is responsible for K-Fed having an album and all I’m going to say is Gili
- Their choice of people to father their children…the aforementioned K-Fed and Skeletor
- Great Ass
I think I’m going to go with J.Lo on this one just b/c I think there are a bevy of great J.Lo ass pictures out there and it will make good viewing in the next round
about 2 years ago
My vote is for J.Lo. Britney’s young ass might have been quite nice, but the key word in this sentence is YOUNG. I think we all had fantastic booties when we were 17 years old. J.Lo’s key to pulling off the win here is that she had a nice booty well into adulthood, i.e., well beyond the tender age of 17. And, she completely made it “cool” and “sexy” to have a booty. I appreciate her efforts in this area. Kudos to J.Lo.
And, let’s all send some good karma to Britney. That poor girl has lost her hot butt, her kids, her career, her husband. . . she’s a mess. Let’s hope she can actually turn it around. She obviously needs help, so I hope she can get it without the media making more of a travesty of her life.
about 2 years ago
ditto…
my vote is JLo…
hey that rhymed?! i should so be a rapper…