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Ali Larter v. Hayden Panetierre
It seems like years since we’ve seen Heroes, all due to that pesky writers strike… by the time the next episode airs, poor little Micah Sanders will be an adult. Anyway, i’ve been eagerly awaiting Heroes’ return and the booty-battle contest has been stalled long enough; so we’ll review some of the blond hotties accomplished actresses from the show.
Contestant 1
The ass that launched a thousand ships? Nay. Try–the ass that launched itself repeatedly over cliffs, into burning buildings, across rooms, and into eminent danger. Hayden’s got a nice little package going on (in that High School gymnast kind of way). Her body type is what I lovingly refer to as, ‘the-white-girl-muscle-butt’… deceptive and/or impressive from certain angles. Interesting little side note, Miss Panetierre’s booty is under lease to co-star Milo Ventimiglia aka Peter Petrelli. Save the Chearleader’s ass, Save the World!


Contestant 2
Before Heroes, Ali’s greatest contribution to society was owning a set of spectacularly large teeth, and looking good in a whip cream bikini (see Dawson get wood). Ali’s ass is admittedly small, but I admire its “perk”. Bonus points for not being borderline jail bait (unlike her competition, Miss Panetierre).



Comments are open. What say you, Heroes fans?
about 2 years ago
Are you receiving federal funding and needed to have an equal opportunity entry for cute blond girls? Their odds of making it through the next round are the same as Lohan making it through a room filled with coke clean.
This choice is conflicting though b/c I don’t see a clear winner based on assets…even though I would rather nail Ali I’m going to go with Hayden for her courage. Her courage to stand up to the notion that it is creepy for guys in their thirties to date ripe 18 year olds, her courage in that third picture to wear lipstick like the joker and her eventual courage to fulfill her destiny by playing Smurfet in a Smurfs movie.
about 2 years ago
LMFAO har har har!
well…ima have to go w/ hayden cause I like her and cause Ali does have freakishly large teeth; and well, everyone knows I don’t like large teeth…
about 2 years ago
I am gonnna go with Hayden as well.
about 2 years ago
Admittedly the picture of Hayden from You Got Served is the best butt shot in this collection, and based on that pic I would be tempted to give it to Hayden (heh). But(t) alas, I have seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back about a million times, and there is just something about Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizibeth, and Ali Larter in painted on black rubber “cat-suits”…and based on that evidence, Ali has a pretty darn nice booty.
Ali Larter FTW
BTW – even though I am voting for Ali here, it is important for me to point out that Ali is one of the most annoying celebrity personalities I have ever witnessed.
about 2 years ago
It feels wrong to pick the jail bait, but I have to go with Hayden. Ali is super-annoying so I have to vote for Hayden.
about 2 years ago
Thank you for not going back to Hayden’s “Remember The Titan” days and posting shots of her bootie from then. That would be creepy. http://www.childstarlets.com/lobby/bios/portraits/hayden_panettiere12.jpg
about 2 years ago
Oh my word look at how young she was… she’s been acting almost since diapers. Time to get my boys into the biz-gotta start early to compete.