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Elite 8: Kardashian vs. Lima
Contestant 1
She’s Back! And she has graciously littered the internet with an abundance of new photos. As a matter of fact, I couldn’t even find a pic of Kim without her derriere being prominently featured. She’s really working that pose… guess she knows what pays the bills (shrug).




Contestant 2
Miss Adriana Lima will join the battle once again, to test the powers of her Brazilian bounty. Professional Model booty just doesn’t have the Epic proportions to stand up to some of our other contestants… but since we are widdling down the pack, it must be done.



This one really just comes down to an issue of tastes.
So, do you like badonka-donks or Cover Page butts?
about 2 years ago
Kardashian, mostly for self confidence.
about 2 years ago
Kim K…cause I can see the goose pimples on her butt in that one pic. There is no reason to analyze this one any further.
about 2 years ago
Yup — my vote is for Kim K . . . that girl has got some major booty.
about 2 years ago
ok let’s try this again:
now, i feel that there has been a great discrepancy in this posting. the photo’s that are posted of miss lima is inaccurate, considering her job as a victoria’s secret angel! all but ONE picture here are of her FULLY clothed, and that is just not fair to her career and standing in this competition. i feel it is impossible to vote correctly in these current conditions; here are some more accurate photos of lima’s assets, a re-vote should follow:
Ok, let the voting re-begin!
about 2 years ago
okay, so that last pic may not be a booty shot, but at least we all know her body is real; as opposed to slutdashian’s ass, for all i know she could be hiding a monkey under there…
about 2 years ago
ok it seems as if “madame” didn’t deem it necessary to post the extra 2 money shots that i found for lima… i find it necessary so here is:


about 2 years ago
Jeez Tik — got a Lima fetish, do we?
about 2 years ago
i shop a many of VS catalog so i am just accustomed to her booty tis all
=/
about 2 years ago
First let me say thank you Tika, you are doing the lords work.
I haven’t posted on this yet because I was struggling with what to say. They are both spectacular specimens, just one is just a Hummer and the other is a Ferrari. The pic’s Tika posted would give a eunuch a woody….especially the one that shows she keeps the growler clean.
Ultimately I’m going to have to with Kim. Adriana claims to be a virgin and that either makes her a liar or stingy and I can’t support that.
about 2 years ago
a hummer…lol
about 1 year ago
I’m picking the Ferrari, all day, everyday….