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Elite 8: Monica Belluci vs. Jennifer Lopez
Contestant 1
Monica is something of a fan favorite… but she has not faced serious competition in this contest yet. Feast your eyes on my latest photo-sleuthing efforts (the last pic is a nice pee-ka-boo candid).



Contestant 2
Jennifer almost advanced to this round by default. Now let’s see if her booty is still legendary enough to knock out an Italian goddess.



I am really sorry to have to do this to you guys… I know that this one is a toughy. Gather all your will, and make a decision — I’ll wait eagerly.
about 2 years ago
monica monica monica
about 2 years ago
Look! Monica Pictures!
Oops! Anyone got a towel? Too busy cleaning up to scroll down to Jaylow…
voting for Monica…can we just skip to the final round where I vote for Monica to win this competition, the U.S. Pres election, at least 3 MTV Movie Awards, and the next Nobel Peace Prize?
about 2 years ago
JLo all the way babay
about 2 years ago
I heard Chuck Norris loves J.Lo’s ass.
I know better than to cross Chuck, going with J.Lo.
about 2 years ago
Monica B is the shizznit!
Monica FTW!
about 2 years ago
That Italian girl is really cute, she should win. J-lo is not hawt.
I vote for Monica
about 2 years ago
Wow! Is that the Matrix chick? She should win!
about 1 year ago
Nice try Jelly, but my blog system knows your IP address!
Right now, the count is even-steven.
about 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA
i know i was thinkin “where’d all these random people come from? and why are they all commenting one minute apart from each other?!”
LOL
about 1 year ago
Ohhhh… this is more one of those “any butt but” votes. I was going to vote against Monica because Jeley seems to want it so much, but I can’t vote FOR the J-Load. Sooo… begrudgingly I vote for Monica.