Elite 8: Hayden Panettiere vs. Jessica Biel

Contestant 1

NBC Heroes comes back next week ya’ll!
To celebrate, we will be bringing back the booty of Miss Hayden “I’m Just a Cheerleader” Panettiere. Last match up, we managed to get over the fact that she was jail bait. Now it’s time to ogle the teenage butt again.

Hayden Hayden
Hayden
Hayden

Contestant 2

This muscle butt has been MIA for some time now… ever since she started dating Mr. Timberlake. If it wasn’t for Chuck and Larry, I would have forgotten she was alive. Oh, Jessica… where for art thou? Bring back your precious treasures.

Jessica
Jessica
Jessica
Jessica

So, does borderline jail bait muscle butt edge out a ’seasoned’ muscle butt? You decide.

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#1 written by Jeff
about 1 year ago

Biel wins. Hayden is too short and too young and really doesn’t know what to do with it yet.
#2 written by Jeley
about 1 year ago

Jessica Biel
#3 written by ep
about 1 year ago

I love that my wife refers to Jessica Biel’s ass as a precious treasure. Jessica Biel wins this even if she was a double amputee with Bell’s Palsy.

On a side note, “Chuck and Larry” is now at the top of our NetFlix.
#4 written by tj
about 1 year ago

sorry hayden, love ya, but jessica wins this round…

“chuck and larry” lol…
#5 written by LaterSkater
about 1 year ago

Biel
#6 written by Ms Jeley
about 1 year ago

Jessica Biel wins hands down . . . much better butt even if she isn’t a super-hero.
#7 written by Lucky Nmbr 7
about 1 year ago

Three words, Jessica, Jessica, & Jessica.
#8 written by Lucky Nmbr 7
about 1 year ago

Ha Ha P.S.
There’s def. A guy behind Jessica when shes wearing the jeans taking a pic of her booty.